Title: Oscillate Invariably (The Hz So Good Remix) [Inui/Yanagi]
Fandom: Prince of Tennis
Rating/Warnings: PG
Summary: It's Inui-kun's tennis that interests Renji most of all.
A/N: Original Story: Gemini
by Marksykins, written for Remix 2007. Word kept trying to change
'Yanagi' to 'Yamapi' and I consider this a win for all humanity.
"Renji," his mother says, her hands pressing down on his shoulders, "there's more to life than tennis, you know?"
Renji
tilts his head to one side, the precise edge of his child's haircut
swinging against his cheek. Behind him he can hear the shouts of the
other children and the scuff of their feet against the dirt and the
soccer ball. The tennis ball is soft in his hand, except for where bits
of brick from the wall are stuck to the fuzz and scratch against his
fingers.
"No," he answers, "I don't."
******
Minami-kun
has a good backhand, and Ishida-kun can perform a successful smash on
three out of four tries despite being only 8 cm taller than the net,
but Renji finds Inui-kun's tennis much more interesting.
It's
Inui-kun who arrives even earlier than Renji to practices, and Inui-kun
who stays later, always working on something. Last week, their coach
had given out a gentle suggestion that Inui-kun work on his serve after
he'd double-faulted in successive games, and when Renji was sitting on
the bench, swinging his feet and waiting for his mother, Inui-kun was
still on the courts with a basket of balls.
At first virtually
every other ball was smacking into the net, Inui-kun's arm already
tired from practice. After a little while, only about every third ball
was hitting the nylon, then every fourth, then every tenth, and finally
Inui-kun had stopped when the thirty-fifth ball in a row hit the
opposite fence.
Renji hasn't seen Inui-kun fault once since then.
Today Inui-kun is working on his forehand, driving the ball against the wall, the steady thwok-thwok turning to thwok-whiff
as his racket meets nothing but air. The ball patters across the
concrete past Renji, and he watches it go before turning back to
Inui-kun, who already has another ball in his hand.
"There's nothing wrong with your forehand," Renji says.
Thwok-whiff
goes the ball and Inui-kun's racket, and Inui-kun turns to meet Renji's
gaze, glasses slipping down his sweaty nose and one eyebrow raised.
"Except for that weird thing you're doing with your left foot," Renji amends. "It's your timing."
Inui-kun
frowns a little. He looks down at his racket, his sneakers, the basket
of balls, the wall, and back to Renji. Finally he says, "Show me," and
then adds, "please," after an awkward second. Renji bobs his head, hair
swinging, and strides over to stand in front of the wall that
Inui-kun's been hitting at.
"Hit at me instead," he says,
bringing up his racket and settling into his ready position. "The wall
isn't much for constructive criticism."
From this position,
Inui-kun's problem is even more obvious, and Renji nods to himself.
He's not doing anything in particular as he returns the ball, but by
the third twang of his racket strings, the ball is hurtling at him noticeably faster.
"Slow down!" he calls, drawing his racket back to absorb some of the force of Inui's shot. "You aren't a dash specialist!"
Inui-kun
blinks at Renji and the ball slams past him, whistling sharply through
the air even after Renji's absorption of force. After a second Inui-kun
laughs at himself.
"I'm not fast enough for my own tennis," he
admits, running his hand through his hair and spiking it up even
crazier than usual. "Sorry, Yanagi-kun."
Inui-kun says the vowels of Renji's name funny, flattened and run-together and different from everybody else.
"Oi,
you two," the coach says, off to Renji's left, and he and Inui-kun both
startle since they didn't notice him approaching. Renji lowers his
racket and finds the coach with his arms crossed, frowning in gentle
exasperation. "Don't you think it's time to give it a rest, hmm?"
"I want to play doubles," Renji announces without pre-amble.
He's
usually a polite and cooperative boy, but he's been practicing this
conversation in his head all week, so that when the coach begins saying
something about holding tryouts, Renji interrupts and the words "Inui
Sadaharu will be my doubles partner" roll off his tongue as easily as
his own name.
As their coach chews on that for a second, Renji can hear Inui-kun's sneakers scuffing the court softly behind him.
"You say my name funny," Inui-kun says when their coach has left them to it. "What thing with my left foot?"
Inui-kun
usually walks home, but today he sits on the bench beside Renji as they
wait for his mother to arrive. The topic of Inui-kun's speed comes up
again as they talk.
"My legs are too short," Inui-kun sighs, "no matter how much milk I drink."
"If you knew where the ball was going," Renji says, just thinking out loud, "it wouldn't matter."
A
second later it catches up with Renji that any idiot could be a tennis
ace if they knew where the ball was going all the time, but Inui-kun
just scuffs the toes of his sneakers against the pavement and doesn't
call him a moron, and Renji thinks they might be friends for life if
Inui-kun survives being introduced to his mother.
********
"Your mother scares me," Inui whispers, glancing around furtively, and Renji blows his bangs out of his face.
"Inui-kun, that's not any kind of secret," he says, "much less your deepest darkest one."
"Your secret was that you don't like milk tea," Inui-kun retorts. "Are we best friends yet?"
"I'm
not sure." Renji sits back on his heels and considers this. "We are
having a sleepover. And we are in a blanket fort. But I don't know if
those are conclusive criteria."
"Your criteria are completely
subjective," Inui-kun says, then shoves a handful of baked wheat
crackers into his mouth, which Renji knows, thanks to Inui's mother,
have exactly 13 kilocalories a cracker. He chews and thinks for a few
seconds. "What if we watch a movie that makes both of us cry and then
never tell anybody else about it ever?"
"Hmm." Renji lets his eyes open just enough to examine Inui-kun's face for signs of teasing. "What movie?"
"Boys!" Inui's father calls suddenly from downstairs. "I'm back from the video store! The new Lucky movie is out!"
Renji hops to his feet and grabs Inui-kun's wrist to drag him out of the blanket fort.
"Look,"
Inui's mother whispers to Inui's father fifty-seven minutes later,
clearly sharing Inui-kun's misconception about the volume of their
whispers, "they're both crying! Cute!"
"Okay," Renji hisses, and Inui-kun swipes quickly at his glasses with his sleeve, "now we're best friends."
But he isn't really really
sure until Inui refuses to take off his wristbands to go to bed and
Inui's mother asks him in exasperation whether there isn't room in his
head for more than one thing at a time.
*******
The
week Inui-kun gets a slight sprain in his right ankle and can't play
for two weekends running is the worst week ever, so far as Renji is
concerned. Inui-kun still comes to practice though, watching Renji's
matches with his ankle propped up on the coach bench and scribbling in
the notebook Renji gave him.
Halfway through his third game
Renji starts to frown, because Inui-kun does prefer to write down a
completely ridiculous amount when a well-planned diagram would do just
as well, but nobody has this much to say about doubles formations,
which is what Inui-kun is supposed to be scribbling that notebook.
Not
to mention, Inui-kun seems to be staring at Minami-kun instead of at
Renji. Renji frowns harder and Minami-kun's serve slaps the pavement
next to his right foot.
"Service ace!" Minami-kun shouts, half
in glee and half in surprise, and Renji grits his teeth and does his
best not to watch the twiddle of Inui-kun's pen or listen to the
scratch of ink against paper, not to guess the shape of the kanji by
reversing the arcs of Inui-kun's eraser through the air.
He
isn't that much better than Minami-kun, not yet, his singles skills
just this side of rusty in the face of his doubles obsession, and
Renji's fractured concentration turns into "Set, Minami-kun, six games
to three" not much afterwards. Renji wipes his palm across his
forehead; Inui-kun's face is still buried in his notebook.
"What
are you writing?" Renji demands after he's stomped over to Inui-kun.
His chest feels tight and unpleasant, the loss twisting all up with the
way Inui-kun looks up guiltily and slams the notebook shut.
"It's nothing, Yanagi-kun." Inui-kun is staring at his sneakers.
Just like Renji is staring at his when his mother comes to pick him up twenty minutes later.
"I
don't feel well," he mumbles at her questions, and doesn't say good-bye
to Inui-kun as he climbs into the car and slams the door shut. He can
hear his mother and the coach talking in low voices, but keeps his eyes
squeezed shut and rests his cheek on the rough material of his tennis
bag.
*******
The next weekend, Inui-kun doesn't sleep over, and Renji's mother has to come get him out of bed so he makes practice on time.
When
he gets there, Inui-kun is playing Minami-kun, and Renji's chest knots
up even tighter, the juice and toast he had for breakfast sitting in
his stomach like a rock. He wants to turn away, wants to go home, but
then Inui-kun returns a cross-court shot that even Renji would have
been two feet short of, and Renji's eyes widen in surprise.
Minami-kun
seems just as puzzled as Renji when all his shots are being returned to
him, by Inui-kun of all people, who is nowhere near him in the loose
rankings they all exist in. Minami-kun steps up the pace, stepping
deeper into his shots and driving them closer to the lines, but
Inui-kun is always right in front of them, like magic, constant like
physics itself.
Inui-kun can't have improved this much in only
a few weeks, can he? Renji chews his lip and opens his eyes wider,
looking for the trick. Renji himself is only better than Minami-kun by
the skin of his teeth, and Inui-kun had been nowhere near that for all
his hard work. It hardly seems possible, but Renji is seized by the
sudden fear that Inui-kun will surpass him, suddenly out of reach like
the smash that catches Minami-kun flat-footed and reaching in the wrong
direction.
Everyone else is watching too, their own games forgotten, when Minami-kun's game falls apart, and Inui-kun wins 6-1.
"Did
you see?" Inui-kun exclaims, bounding over to Renji and practically
vibrating with excitement. Renji tries to answer, but can't swallow the
lump in his throat out of the way, and Inui-kun just goes on talking
like usual. "It was amazing! Even if Minami-kun hadn't fallen apart on
his own, there was a 67% chance that I would have still won! It works!"
"Works?"
Renji repeats. Minami-kun is still standing on the court, looking at
his racket, and Renji knows exactly how he feels. "What works?"
"The
data!" Inui-kun pulls his notebook seemingly out of thin air and flips
through pages, voice fast and breathless like he's still playing. "You
said it wouldn't matter how fast I was if I knew where the ball was
going, so I wrote everything down and studied it all week and…"
Inui-kun
cuts off abruptly, cheeks flushing pink and notebook not quite extended
to Renji. He's…embarrassed? Renji is in no state to puzzle it
out, and reaches for the notebook, feeling like he's stuck in some
bizarro-verse dream where Inui-kun is a tennis ace and he's a
blithering idiot.
The page Renji is looking at is labeled
"MINAMI-KUN" in neat, blocky characters, and below is an endless string
of notes like "forehand right → backhand right" and "mid-court lob
→ smash" all in a huge jumble.
"I wasn't sure what to do
with it at first, so I just wrote down everything," Inui-kun is
explaining, and reaches over to flip a few pages. "But when I sorted it
out, this happened."
The next page features neat headings with
names of shots, and underneath every shot hit in return, each with a
percent in descending order, and Renji finally realizes that Inui-kun
was keeping track of how often Minami-kun returned a certain kind of
shot with a particular shot of his own.
It was clunky, and time-intensive, and would complicate exponentially when opponents used more advanced tennis but…
"Forehand
to the left," Renji reads to himself, Inui-kun's game playing back in
his head, "and Minami-kun will return with a cross-court right 89% of
the time…that's how…you didn't improve, you just…"
Renji cuts off suddenly in the middle of his accidental insult.
Inui-kun
doesn't seem to notice. "I just moved to the spot where he was most
likely to return it. The destructive psychological effects were just a
happy coincidence."
Inui-kun sounds psychotic, and Renji can't stop grinning. "It's good," he says. "It's good data."
"It
needs work," Inui-kun says, but he's bouncing on the balls of his feet.
"There's too many variables, and tennis is too fast to record
everything properly, but if you had, say, a video tape…"
"It's
too confusing like this," Renji says, cutting off Inui-kun like normal,
and he realizes that the tight knot in his chest has fallen apart like
Minami's game. "You can't see the patterns when it's all jumbled. You
need…" Renji fishes down in the side pocket of his bag and comes
up with a green pen. He tucks it into Inui-kun's hand. "Here, let's
color-code them, Inui-kun. We can start with the forehands to the left
and…"
"Sadaharu," Inui-kun interrupts, making Renji
blink. Inui-kun's cheeks are just a little pink again, and he tilts his
head so Renji can't exactly see his eyes for the glare of the sun off
his glasses. "It's Sadaharu. We're partners, aren't we?"
Renji
tilts his own head so Inui's silly trick won't work on him and he can
see the uncertain green of Inui-k—no, of Sadaharu's eyes.
"Sadaharu-kun. It's Renji."
"Just Sadaharu," Sadaharu corrects, grinning like an idiot, and Renji punches him in the shoulder.
Sadaharu
punches him back, green pen clenched tight in his fist, and then they
have a fight over whether the Hamtaro notebook is professional enough
to contain their data until their coach separates them and makes them
run laps.
******
They're on their stomachs in Renji's
living room, feet kicking the air and the new Kamen Rider on the
television. Renji is working on the data for next week's game, which
will be their fifth consecutive win if Sadaharu doesn't break his spine
lugging around all his notebooks; he's already got eight compared to
Renji's three.
"I've worked it out," Sadaharu says abruptly,
and Renji gives a soft 'mmhmm' without looking up. "It will be optimal
if we start liking girls .63 of the way into our second year of junior
high."
"Is that so?" Renji says, not even bothering to strip the
amusement out of his voice, because Sadaharu is already rambling on
about growth spurts and hormone levels and cheerleading uniforms.
He
sneaks a glance over at Sadaharu's notebook just to be sure: tennis is
still written in green, girls are written in lavender, the shade of the
new sweater that Sadaharu's mother just bought him and that Sadaharu
hates violently.
So everything'll be just fine, then.
"Eight
times a week," he agrees, repeating Sadaharu's words without listening
very deeply, and he steals the green pen back to label this week's
match "Yanagi-Inui vs," then drops it to grab another color for the
opposing pair.
It's the lavender, he realizes as he squares
off the first character in "Atobe," and wonders why that seems so
fitting before he gets distracted by Sadaharu trying to sneak a new
move into their data called the "Super Inui Special."
"Stay over
tonight," he says after they're done wrestling, the remote jammed into
the small of his back, but he doesn't move because Sadaharu's head is
on his stomach, glasses askew and head looking like a startled
pineapple. Sadaharu is humming the Kamen Rider end theme tunelessly
along with the television, but he stops to tilt his head backwards and
grin at Renji upside-down.
"Renji," he mother says while
Sadaharu is on the kitchen phone, bouncing on the balls of his feet and
trying to be louder than Inui-san, which is impossible. "Don't you
think Inui-kun might want to spend time with his other friends
sometimes too?"
Renji pulls two cups of Yan-yan out of the
cabinet, chocolate for him, strawberry for Sadaharu, and grins to
himself when he hears Sadaharu tell his mother that no, Hello Kitty notebooks are not acceptable.
"No," he says, shaking his head hard enough that the precise edges of his child's haircut flare, "I don't."
******
Epilogue
******
"So, Sadaharu," Renji says immediately after their fifth consecutive win, "I've been thinking we should practice kissing."
Renji's
eyes are closed, the grip tape sticky against his palm and the sun warm
on his face. He takes a moment to listen to the crowd still cheering
for them, Inui's mother yelling loudest of all, before he turns to find
Sadaharu's eyes fixed on him.
Renji is hoping for surprise on Sadaharu's face, he even opens his eyes enough to see it, but just this once he's disappointed.
"For
girls?" Sadaharu asks, voice 23% amused and 77% breathless, presumably
from the match. "My data indicates that three to four practice sessions
will be sufficient before the introduction of tongue and/or light
petting."
"Good," Renji laughs, gripping his racket until his
knuckles are white because his chest is full of data and Sadaharu and
tennis, and he isn't disappointed at all.
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