"Stop!" Sirius threw an arm across the doorway.
"You can't come in, your
clothes are too bright!"
"What are you on about?" Peter glanced down at his paisley shirt
and
orange courderoys, which were very much IN at the moment, thanks
much.
"S'my room too, get out of my way!"
"You'll scare him!" Sirius seemed to be developing a twitch.
"Anything
sudden might set him off again." Sirius lowered his voice
conspiratorily.
"He's plotting revenge, you know."
Peter tried to weasal past, but in the end there was nothing for
it but
to remove the shirt and pants and sulk in, trying to hide behind
Sirius.
"Why does Peter look like a butler?" James demanded, and Peter
wanted to
know just what James thought butlers did, and then on second
thought
didn't want to know at all. "He's even got the white...oh never
mind. So
this is the plan: Remus, you corner Lily, Sirius, you bring the
mandolin,
and then I will serenade her to within an inch of her life!"
"Oh good," Remus sighed, "Comedy, action, music, AND death..."