Once upon a Thursday morning, Peter Pettigrew had a sexuality crisis.

 "Oh my god." he sat down hard on his bed. "Oh my god."

 "What?" Remus' mussed head appeared between his bed hangings. "What's going on?"

 "I've told James I'll go to Hogsmead with him!" Peter looked frantic, shoulders jerking rattily. "What'll I do!"

 "Shut UP, you," Sirius' even more mussed head slunk into veiw behind Remus'. "What happened to your sexual revolution?! What happened to boys are just as good?! what happened to..."

 "I told Skye I'd take her WEEKS ago!" Peter shrieked. "It's a CRISIS!"

 "You deal with it," Sirius grumbled at Remus after a moment. "I'm going back to sleep."