"That's just asking for trouble."

"Shut up!" James snapped, only it came out "MUH MUUH!" because he had a towel with ice covering the entirety of his face.

"Honestly, Remus, couldn't've talked him down before he actually did it?" Sirius demanded, helping James to hold up the towel. There really was a lot of blood.

"I wasn't even there, you can't blame me!" Remus protested.

"Can and will," Sirius said.

"MUUH!" James added.